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chris_rock_quotes.sPubDate = "2/28/2005 7:01:15 PM GMT";
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chris_rock_quotes.appHeader = "The best of Chris Rock";
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chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Does that mean Bernie Mac is here?","It’s a great night tonight. We have four black nominees tonight. It’s kinda like Def Oscar Jam tonight.","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Downpayment for a new mansion","Have you ever seen a movie so bad that you questioned the star’s finances?  Saw this movie \"Boat Trip\" the other day and I immediately send Cuba Gooding a check for $80.","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Still waiting for \"Pootie Tang 2: The Revenge\"","Denzel’s a fine actor. He would never make Pootie Tang. After Denzel saw \"Pootie Tang\" he sent me a check for $80.","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Please stand for a brief scene from \"Hamlet\"","There’s no acting at the Oscars. None at all. Go to the Grammys, there’s singing. Go to the Source awards, they sing and then they shoot you.","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Just glad to be nominated","The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad when they lost.","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Not everyone's a star","They like to say there’s over 100 stars out tonight. No there’s not. There’s only four real stars. The rest are just popular people. Clint Eastwood is a star. That’s a star. ... Tobey Maguire is just a boy in tights.","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","The \"Alexander\" that could have been","If you want Russell Crowe and all you can get is Colin Farrell, wait. Ja Rule is not Tupac.","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Michael Moore's regrets","Some of the best movies of the year, no one wanted to make. One of the best movies of the year was \"Fahrenheit 9/11.\" Not nominated for an Oscar. Right now, Michael Moore’s going \"I shoulda made 'Super Size Me.' I did the research.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","The astonishing President Bush","Bush did some things you could never get away with at your job. When Bush started his job, there was a budget surplus. Now there’s like a $70 trillion deficit. Now just imagine you worked at the Gap. You’re closing out your register and it’s $70 trillion short. The average person would get in trouble for something like that. Then he started a war? Now just imagine you worked at the Gap. You’re 70 trillion behind on your register. And you start a war with Banana Republic. You finally take over Banana Republic and you find out they never made tank tops in the first place.","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Just wait until \"The Honeymooners\" remake","A lot of Jewish people were offended by \"Passion of Christ.\" And I can understand because I had to see a movie called \"Soul Plane\" this year. ","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Maybe it's time for \"Sister Act 3\"","For those of you just tuning in, I know some of you are going, \"Damn, Whoopi looks good!\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Dave Chappelle, call your agent","I loved \"The Incredibles.\" Next year they have the black version coming out It’s called \"The Aiiight’s.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Zing!","When this next actor isn’t dazzling us with his acting ability, he’s boring us to death with his politics. Please welcome Tim Robbins!","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Hello, ladies!","You won’t be able to take your eyes off these next four presenters: Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek.","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Maybe John Winfrey could run in 2008","Oprah is so rich, I just saw John Kerry proposing to her. Next, we have Oprah’s favorite white man, John Travolta.","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
chris_rock_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Attention sound mixers","Next year they’re gonna give out Oscars in the parking. It’s gonna be drive-thru Oscar lane. Get your Oscar and the McFlurry.","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
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