Being funny is probably one of the last things your mom is thinking about when she writes and rants to you via e-mail... after all, there are more important things to focus on − the mischievous backyard squirrels, that gorgeous coat at the department store that was still “speaking” to her, and when you’re going to give her grandchildren already.
But if you have an opinionated mother, and, more importantly, a sense of humor, chances are you have found yourself forwarding those e-mails to a friend or sibling because you just need to share the hilarity. Well, you’re not the only one. Timely, sweet and clever, this blog-turned-book compiles hundreds of moms’ e-mails submitted by their grateful and amused children, each of which could have been written, with love, from your very own mother: “Love, Mom: Poignant, Goofy, Brilliant Messages from Home.”
Amazon.com, “Love, Mom: Poignant, Goofy, Brilliant Messages from Home,” $12 ";
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If your mom is the type who won’t buy a new body moisturizer because she has three under-the-sink economy-size pump lotions she bought in bulk years ago, she’s due for something new. Do your do-gooder mom good this Mother’s Day by treating her to this de-lushious all-vegan body cream. In addition to Lush’s too-cute packaging, Mom will feel great both inside and out knowing that 100 percent of the cost of this item goes to charity. Now that’s luxury.
LushUSA.com, Charity Pot, $20.45
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Our country is redefining itself before our eyes, and strong women are leading the charge. If you know a mother who is changing much more than diapers, she’ll be riveted by this modern twist on a timeless symbol of strength. Plus, canvas totes are a great alternative to both paper and plastic for carrying groceries, diapers or ... a riveter.
Zazzle.com/MomsRising.org, $29.20
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Your mother outfitted her bed a long time ago. And it’s not a bad bed. But much has changed since then, and it could be soooo much better.
Thanks to Oprah and discount shopping Web sites, we are all now versed in the high- thread-count hype. But the real luxury is to be found in the bed topper. Snugly tucked between your mattress and your sheets, not only does it look like a huge marshmallow, it feels like one, too. Whether it’s made of memory foam or feathers, this Mother’s Day treat your mom to a whole new sleeping experience. She’ll thank you for it... when she gets out of bed.
Overstock.com, Baffle Box Goose Featherbed, $69.99 (Compare at $243 on other sites.)
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This particular tampon carrying case is certainly not for the discreet. But, then again, if your mom is proud of the fact that she still menstruates at her mature age, then perhaps we’ve moved beyond discretion and into kitsch. (Whether or not this gift is a good fit for your mom, it is worth your time to visit the Web site, where somehow the Jersey Shore and “The Feminine Mystique” have found a happy, brassy marriage.)
Tamponcase.com, Tampon case, $12";
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Ask any busy mother and she’ll tell you that all she wants for Mother’s Day is not to cook dinner. Although ordering in is easy enough, make it even easier for your favorite mom with this takeout menu organizer.
Uncommongoods.com, Takeout menu organizer, $20";
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If you can’t be with your mother or wife to bring her breakfast in bed this Mother’s Day, do the next best thing: Have the experts at Dean & Deluca do it for you. Although she will surely be sad you are not personally tiptoeing into her bedroom with burnt pancakes, orange juice and a flower bud teetering on a tray, once this oven-ready gourmet French toast fills the house with its mouthwatering aromas, she might almost forget how much she misses you.
French Toast Bake, DeanDeluca.com, $36";
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If these April showers should continue into May’s flowers, make sure your mother is prepared. An adorable gift for the woman who has everything, this purple parasol will be a welcome addition to her rainy-day repertoire. Besides, one can never have too many umbrellas, especially when they have feet.
TheDailyPlanner.com, Rain Parade, $32.50";
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In frustration over an unmade bed or abandoned dirty dish, my mom would often exclaim, “Do I look like the maid?!” We learned it was a rhetorical question. She was trying to teach us a lesson. And that lesson was that not only should we make our beds and wash our dishes, but that more importantly, she occasionally needs a little TLC. For all you have put the poor woman through, treat your mom this Mother’s Day to a real extravagance − someone to clean up after her for a change.
MerryMaids.com gift card, locations nationwide.";
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Few things make a woman feel more ladylike than an elegant carafe of cool water by her bedside at night. This beautiful glassware can also double as a serving piece for your Mother’s Day brunch. Keep your mom feeling dainty and hydrated with this chic, updated classic.
ILoveUMa.com, Barbara Carafe, $69.50";
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Considering the current economic state, our gift-giving mantra this year should be “Back to basics.” Stick with what moms have loved for decades: Tried and true, simple, yet underappreciated, the hot water bottle should be a staple in any woman’s arsenal of comforting goodies. This nifty knit-covered rubber hot water bottle will soothe her aches and pains and warm her cold feet. And even though it’s getting warmer out, it’s always nice to have something to snuggle with.
Spoonsisters.com, Heart Warmer Hot Water Bottle, $14
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Spring has sprung! Give your mom a fabulous way to show off that new pedicure with patent slides that don’t compromise style for comfort, or vice versa. These low wedges will be perfect for running errands, in the office or on a dinner date. With five color choices, you’ll be sure to find one that matches Mom’s freshly painted tootsies. There must be a reason they are a best-seller at Nordstrom.
Nordstrom.com, Sofft Regatta Slide, $79.95";
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If your mom hates all that clutter that inevitably ends up in the kitchen, then this is the gift for her. You can be sure she’ll put this retro bread box to good use, whether it’s to preserve that odd collection of hot dog buns and half-eaten loaves or to keep that untidy pile of mail out of sight but still accessible.
Target.com, Polder Retro Bread Bin, $39.95";
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Does your beach setup look like a yard sale, with a shoe holding down each corner of your towel? Get Mom beach-ready with fresh new gear that looks great and won’t fly away. Each corner of this ingenious, oversize terry beach blanket has a stake to keep it securely on the ground. Plus, you can monogram her blanket, so her jealous friends can’t steal it “by accident” at the end of a long day of fun in the sun.
LandsEnd.com, Beach Blanket with Stakes, $49.50";
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Women love their bags. This one will be no exception. This Cole Haan beauty is a perfect way to freshen up her look for spring. Whether she’s a fashionista or a purely pragmatic shopper, she’ll feel like a million bucks toting this woven platinum handbag around town. And don’t worry about this baby going out of style; as my mom would say, “It’s an investment piece.”
Smartbargains.com, Cole Haan Genevieve Almond Weave Dennney Bag, $209.95 ";
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