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TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions.appHeader = "Moms make their confessions";
TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions.appDeck = "Secrets moms don't want you to know";
TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions.appFooter = "Excerpted from \"True Mom Confessions,\" by Romi Lassally.";
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TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions[i-1].body = "My son knows he's not allowed downstairs until 9 a.m. He wakes up, calls down to let me know he's awake, goes potty and then climbs back in bed with a few toys. Reason why? He's been told that between 8 a.m. and 9 a.m., Mommy's fighting the monster that lives in the laundry basket. ";

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TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions[i-1].body = "We held a PTA meeting at my house last week. All the moms marveled at my clean home. Thank God they didn't look too closely: I'd put all the dirty dishes in the oven and stuffed the overflowing piles of dirty clothes (and the stinky dog bed) in the hall closet! ";

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TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions[i-1].body = "I flush the toilet (in the guest bathroom) when my husband is taking a shower because I resent the fact that he actually gets any time alone without the kids bothering him. I know he gets a shot of cold water because he screams. I smile. ";

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TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions[i-1].body = "Sometimes when I'm holding my beautiful baby in my arms and we're gazing lovingly at each other, I secretly wish that she would fall asleep so that I could check my e-mail. ";

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TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions[i-1].body = "Last night my son threw his pacifier. I was tired and frustrated and said, \"We don't throw things!\" And then I threw it at him. ";

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TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions[i-1].body = "I secretly think I am beautiful. I have not lost the 25 pounds of pregnancy weight, but I put my clothes on over my curves, look in the mirror before leaving in the morning, and think I am stunningly gorgeous, tossing away any idea of losing weight. Then I get to the park and see all the skinny yuppie and hipster mothers and instantly feel fat. I wish I could hold on to that morning moment all the time. ";

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TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions[i-1].body = "I nursed and now my boobs are in a race to see which one will hit my belly button first ... the left one is winning. ";

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TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions[i-1].body = "I've forgotten what it feels like to be groped by hands that aren't sticky. ";

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TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions[i-1].body = "I couldn't wait until the day my children said the word \"Mommy.\" Now I just wish they would stop. ";

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TDY_090416_TrueMomConfessions[i-1].body = "There are days that I just don't care that their toys are sprawled over every square inch of available floor space or that their clothes don't match or that they aren't wearing socks with their shoes. I just don't care as long as they are happy, healthy and whole. ";

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