And that reassures me how?\"";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to a 17 question Commander-In-Chief threshold test]
\"Of course, [Vice President] Dick Cheney may never take the test, but firing a deadly weapon at your buddy guarantees a failing grade anyway.\"";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to Sen. John McCain beginning a speech by saying that Pearl Harbor was bombed when he was five-years-old]
\"The only way he [Sen. McCain] could have reminded more voters more pungently that he is not a spring chicken is if he had begun the speech with, 'Abraham Lincoln told me...'\"";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"No longer [is it] just the security crisis call at 3:00 in the morning, now Sen. Hillary Clinton is warning about the economic crisis call at 3:00 in the morning.
Let's hope the White House has call waiting.\"";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to many politicians who call for tighter homeland security measures]
\"They are all trying to leave you with the impression that we have no chance against any actual terrorists unless we seal the borders and spy on every American... even though Homeland Security's border control just managed to catch a slightly radioactive cat.\" ";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to the 4,000th American death in Iraq, President Bush said \"I have vowed in the past and I will vow, so long as I'm president, to make sure those lives were not lost in vain\"]
\"How do you do that when you intend to make certain still more lives are lost in vain?\"";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"Reverend Wright unexpectedly hurts Hillary Clinton's campaign. Reverend Wright unexpectedly hurts John McCain's campaign. Two Wrights do make a wrong.\" ";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"Spitzer... has been accused of financial shenanigans, possibly employing state funds to pay for the services of Kristin, the singing prostitute with the heart of gold, or at $1,000 an hour, the something of gold.\" ";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies.\" ";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to Japanese jazz pianist Yosuki Yamashita playing a grand piano while being engulfed in flames]
\"In Ishikawa, Japan, a man in a flame retardant suit is playing piano. I'm into the whole safety thing, but this seems a little over cautious. Oh, boy, somebody call Billy Joel. We finally got the guy who started the fire.\"
";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to fmr. New York Governor Eliot Spitzer who was linked to a prostitution ring and patronized a $1,500/hour call girl]
\"$1,500 an hour, whatever else she did, I hope she voted for him.\"
";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to the fact that Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Clinton said that a vote for her, might also be a vote for Obama later, hinting that he might be her running mate, if she receives the nomination]
\"Obama has not passed whatever qualification test for vice president the Clinton campaign has, but maybe he can later. Perhaps he has to take the SAT's.\" ";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to President Bush making light of some of his failures while in office]
\"Sort of like the Romans in the early part of the first century reminiscing about the day Caligula appointed a horse to be a council? Remember that? That was pretty funny. Then he killed all those guys, that wasn't funny.\" ";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to Republicans trying to tag the Telecom-Immunity package onto a Mental Health Parity Bill]
\"Said frenetic Congressman Peter Hoekstra of Michigan: 'This bill is intended to ensure the mental health of Americans, yet no American's health can be fully secured if they are under attack by a terrorists or facing the potential threat of a terrorist attack.' Congressman Hoekstra, I'll actually defer to you on this one, you do seem to be the expert on Americans whose mental health is not fully secured.\" ";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "
\"In London, they're doing art. This is a photograph of a fishing village. It's not really a fishing village, but just a model of a fishing village made almost entirely out of dead fish. It was the stinkiest photo shoot since that Nick Nolte mug shot.\" ";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"The televangelists who say [Hurricane] Katrina was retribution against gays, that the Catholic Church is the great whore, and John McCain should be president... Mr. McCain is alright with the first two, as long as he hears the third.\" ";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"[Prof. Benny Shanon] concluded in a study this week that when Moses was high on Mount Sinai listening to God deliver his Ten Commandments, Moses was high on Mount Sinai listening to God deliver his Ten Commandments. Shanon suggests Moses may have been taking mind-altering narcotics that were an important part of the Israelites religious rites in Biblical times. Talk about burning the bush.\" ";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to President Bush dancing in front of the White House last week as he awaited the late arrival of Sen. John McCain]
\"Months and months remain now in the Democratic contest... Is that where this is headed? It will be decided, not by super delegates, but some sort of Pants-off Dance-off?\" ";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"The first week of March has been declared no cussing week [in South Pasadena, California]. There are no fines, no summonses, and absolutely no blanking chance this will work.\" ";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Peter Hoekstra ","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080306/080306-peter-hoekstra-vsml-2p.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "Tim Sloan", "AFP - Getty Images", "110", "89", "#000000", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"A correction tonight... I identified Congressman Peter Hoekstra as being from Colorado. He is in fact from Michigan. So my apologies for the error and my apologies to Michigan.\" ";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","President Bush","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/CNBC/Sections/News_And_Analysis/__Story_Inserts/graphics/__PEOPLE/president_bush.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "right", "Susan Walsh", "ASSOCIATED PRESS", "110", "147", "#000000", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to Pres. Bush's admission during a news conference that he did not know that analysts predict gasoline will cost four dollars a gallon; Pres. Bush later said, \"I've been focused elsewhere, like on gasoline prices.\"]
\"He's focused on the gas prices that he doesn't know about. It's nice to see this presidency is finishing up strong.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Brock Olivo","","","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to fmr. University of Missouri running back Brock Olivo who wants to run for Congress.]
\"'Not only was I a football player,' he says, proudly, 'but I also was in social studies class.' So going to class is so rare for a college football player, you can try to run for Congress based on it?\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Zebra","","","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to the annual emergency animal escape drill at the Tokyo Zoo]
\"The fake zebra pretends to knock a few people down, then gets shot with a tranquilizer dart, Dick Cheney style.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Water testing","","","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "110", "89", "", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to the 18th annual International Water Tasting at Berkeley Springs, West Virginia that determined that Los Angeles has the best tap water in the country.]
\"And you know why that is? Because L.A. is the nation's only municipal water that comes with bacon bits in it. Well, you think they are bacon bits.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Huckabee","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/COVER/071230/g-071230-cvr-huckabee-9a.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "108", "148", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to the fact that Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee admitted he had no clue about the NIE, but knows about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy]
\"Lord help us if we start electing or not electing presidents based on their Britney Spears I.Q.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Britney","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/ENTERTAINMENT/071202/grid_071202_ent_britney10p.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "110", "75", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to Britney Spears losing all visitation rights to ex-husband Kevin Federline]
Tom O'Neill, In Touch Weekly: \"I'd like to say they are safe with K-Fed... but they're with K-Fed.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Tom Cruise","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/071218/071218-scoop-tom-cruise-hsm-5p.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "110", "140", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to a new book that claims Tom Cruise is the number two ranking official in the Church of Scientology and that his daughter, Suri, might have been fathered with the frozen sperm of the late L. Ron Hubbard]
\"I thought it was Heather Graham starring in the remake of 'Rosemary's Baby,' not Katie Holmes [Cruise's wife].\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Hannity","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080117/Brill_CountDown/brill_Sean%20Hannity%20-6p.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "110", "88", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to Fox News' Sean Hannity being chased by an angry mob of Ron Paul supporters in New Hampshire]
\"The villagers have gotten their pitchforks and their torches and stormed the mad scientist's castle that is Fox News Channel.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Cunningham","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080117/Brill_CountDown/brill_Bill%20Cunningham-6p.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "110", "88", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"On his [syndicated radio host Bill Cunningham] Sunday broadcast, he repeatedly identified a Democratic presidential candidate as, 'Barack Mohammed Hussein Obama' even though that is not his name. That is as offensive and dishonest as calling that host 'Bill Intelligent Cunningham.'\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Bill O'Reilly","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080118/080118-oreilly-tease-1130a.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "102", "148", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to the fact that Bill O'Reilly is trying to link NBC and GE to Osama Bin Laden]
\"That's right, Bill, and John Wilkes Booth worked for us, too.\"
";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Giuliani","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/COVER/071219/g-071219-cvr-guiliani1-3p.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "110", "139", "#000000", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"Rudy Giuliani has said you need to read, write, and speak English to become an American citizen. He started running a new campaign commercial on three Miami TV stations. The commercial is in – yes, Spanish.\"
";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Mukasey","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/071214/g_071214_cvr_Mukasey_1col_2p.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "right", "Win Mcnamee", "Getty Images", "110", "120", "#000000", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to Attorney General Michael Mukasey's portrait of George Orwell that is in his office]
\"He [Mukasey] says the portrait hangs there because he likes the clarity of Orwell's writing. Mr. Mukasey adds he adores Pamela Anderson's penmanship.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","1984","","","","", "", "", "", "", "right", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to a theme park in Lithuania called 1984]
\"I thought that was in Washington, D.C.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Huckabee WMD","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/071202/071202_huckabee_hmed10p.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "Cheryl Senter", "AP", "99", "148", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"WMDs that didn't exist, Mike Huckabee says they were hidden like Easter eggs.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Keifer Sutherland","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080130/080130-kiefer-4x3-1210a.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "Matt Sayles", "AP", "110", "147", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to Jan. 21, which is considered to be the most depressing day of the year]
\"Ask Keifer Sutherland. His jail term wouldn't interfere with the production of his TV show. Now he's out of the joint, but his show and all the others are out on strike.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Britney economy","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/ENTERTAINMENT/071209/grid_071209_ent_spears7p.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "right", "Jae C. Hong", "AP file", "94", "148", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"Economic stimulus package? I got your economic stimulus package right here – Britney Spears contributes $120 million to our economy.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Jamie Spears baby","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/071220/071220-spears-vsmall-1030a.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "right", "Mark J. Terrill", "AP", "110", "95", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to reports that Jamie Lynn Spears will give her baby to her mother]
\"Lynne Spears is all for it, reportedly, believing that her daughter should be allowed to grow up like a normal teenager and pursue her career, a policy that's worked great so far.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Laura Bush","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/071215/tdy_nod_laurabush_071215.htease.jpg","","", "v", "", "e31e3814-2741-4ef3-b5fe-73d6bc4df4b2|", "", "left", "", "", "110", "147", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[On the night of the State of the Union Address, referring to First Lady Laura Bush's popularity]
\"I was going to say, gee, maybe he wanted to let her give the speech this year.\"
"; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Karl Rove","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080206/080206-karl-rove-hmed-12p.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "Win Mcnamee", "Getty Images file", "110", "148", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to Choate Prep School canceling Karl Rove's speaking engagement because he had been invited to talk about broader issues, not to deliver a political speech]
\"What in God's name made you think Karl Rove has ever thought about broader issues?\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Mukasey 2","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080206/080206-michael-mukasey-hmed-12p.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "right", "Shawn Thew", "EPA file", "110", "148", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to Attorney General Michael Mukasey's portrait of George Orwell that is hanging in his office]
\"You're not in his league. Try putting up a picture of Mr. Magoo.\"
";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Clinton Obama","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/POLITICS/071214/grid_071214_politics_clinton_7a.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "Charlie Neibergall", "AP", "83", "148", "#000000", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to the animosity between Democratic presidential candidates Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) and Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.)]
Craig Crawford, MSNBC political analyst: \"I don't think even Dr. Phil can fix this one.\" ";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Elections ","","","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"Math: Hard. Winner-take-all: Easy. General Election: Easy. Democratic primaries with delegates awarded proportionately by district – that's trigonometry.\"
";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Tyra Banks","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/ENTERTAINMENT/071211/grid_071211_ent_banks_630a.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "Lucas Jackson", "Reuters", "110", "88", "#000000", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"Clinton, Edwards, now Huckabee. Did we not get the memo? When did Tyra Banks become the ubiquity stop in the campaign trail for everybody?\" ";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","McConnell","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080212/080212-mike-mcconnell-hmed11a.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "right", "Kevin Wolf", "AP file", "99", "148", "#000000", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"Director of National Intelligence McConnell first says, if he got waterboarded, that would be torture. Now, McConnell says, he was talking about teaching people to swim and how when he gets water up his nose, it feels like torture to him... That's what I meant. Swimming, yeah.\" ";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Clemens","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/071226/071226-clemens-vmed-8a.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "right", "Al Bello", "Getty Images file", "110", "82", "#000000", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"He [Roger Clemens] swears he never used steroids. His ex-trainer says, he saved the steroid syringes with the traces of Clemens' blood on them. Were you thinking eBay?\" ";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Heidi Fleiss","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080212/080212-heidi-fleiss-11a.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "Nye County Sheriff's Office", "AP file", "110", "96", "#000000", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"A sad fall from grace to report tonight. Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss has been arrested today – well, technically it's more of a lateral from grace.\" ";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Sen. Barack Obama","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/COVER/080219/g-cvr-080219-obama.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "right", "", "MSNBC-TV", "74", "148", "#000000", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Responding to Sen. Barack Obama's assertion on his basketball skills: \"You know if I had brought my sneakers I would suit up, I'll play a little bit against you all. I still got game. I do. I'll rain down some jumpers out there.\"]
\"The first unquestionable, universally certified prevarication of the 2008 campaign for president.\"
";
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Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"Too bad you couldn't find out who was in charge of the organization that planned 9/11 and put him on trial. What was his name again? Whatever happened to him?\" ";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Karl Rove2","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/POLITICS/080116/g-080116-pol-bushrove-11a.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "Ron Edmonds", "AP", "98", "148", "#000000", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"[Karl] Rove in his new role as a TV pundit says the media has been beating the drum for years and years that the economy stinks. And after a while that begins to color people's attitude. Yes, I can change the weather. Tim Russert decides whether or not the crops will grow.\" ";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Roger Clemens","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/COVER/080213/g-cvr-080213-clemens-hearing-715a.htease.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "NBC", "110", "110", "#000000", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = " \"Fortunately, Congress found time today to spend five hours on Roger Clemens.\" ";
Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Goodell","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/CNBC/Sections/CNBC_TV/CNBC_US/Shows/MichaelEisner/_Guests/CME_Goodell_Roger.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "100", "130", "", "", "", "", "");
Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to the online petition demanding that NFL Commissioner Goodell investigate the last 1:40 of the Super Bowl because the officials called an unusual timeout that benefited the New York Giants]
\"You guys want to really find out why the Patriots lost, investigate the first 58 minutes and 20 seconds.\" "; Olbermann_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Grammys","","","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", ""); Olbermann_quotes[i-1].body = "[Referring to the fact that the Grammy Award Show was among the lowest-rated award show ever on television]
\"Is this because of the writers strike? Was it Grammy fatigue? People don't buy CDs anymore? Do we need to replace the Grammys with something called the Downloadies?\" "; // END editorial data