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Costumes in this category include (but are not limited to) Bad Kitty, Busty Bunny, Vampire Vixen, Well-Endowed Witch, Saucy Pirate, Sexy Stewardess, Flirty French Maid, Randy Referee, Pouty Police Officer, Foxy Fire Chief, Nasty Nurse, Naughty School Girl, Equally Naughty Nun and any fairytale character dressed in a way which suggests she is sexually promiscuous. Seriously ladies, make an effort.
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If most transvestites are heterosexual men, their national holiday is Halloween. No, not professional drag queens. We’re talkin’ the dudes who leap at the annual opportunity to wear their wives’ makeup, don coconut bras over hairy chests, fishnets over equally hirsute gams and high heels on big, clumsy feet. Really guys, is there something you’re trying to tell us?"; Ent_FiveTop_061025[i++] = new Array("","","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061026/061026_top5_priest.small.jpg","","\"61*\"", "", "", "", "", "right", "", "Royalty-Free/Corbis", "132", "198", "1", "", "", "", ""); Ent_FiveTop_061025[i-1].body = "The clergy
This popular couple-costume cliché often combines several Halloween Don’ts: Priest and Naughty School Girl; Priest and Naughty Altar Boy, Priest and Naughty Nun; Priest and Pregnant Nun; Dude as Nun (who may or may not be naughty and/or pregnant); Pope in Panties, etc. Look, if you insist that your Halloween must have a higher calling, take a page from the headlines: Priest and Rep. Mark Foley R-Fla. Now that’s a good costume!
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Put down the mullet wig and back slowly away from the costume counter — redneck regalia is the last bastion of the imagination-impaired. The trucker cap beer hat, your belly exposed under an ill-fitting Stars n’ Bars T-shirt, the Skoal ring in your back pocket, your girlfriend doing double duty as both your sister and your wife — done poorly, it’s a lazy thrift-store cop out. Done well, no one knows you’re wearing a costume.
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The original movie came out almost 10 years ago, yet every Halloween since you insist on wearing that same mass-produced mod suit, fake “British” teeth and mop-top wig. No, you don’t make us horny. No, we don’t “fancy a shag.” And stop telling us to “behave.” This shtick only worked on Mike Myers and even he can’t pull it off anymore. You’re better off going as Hoochi Transvestite Trailer Park Priest.
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