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DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "Open mouth, insert foot. Do not engage mouth until brain is in gear. 'Tis better to keep silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt. We've heard these cliches since childhood, but thankfully for our entertainment value, many celebrities missed out on such valuable lessons. Some of what they say is funny, some is just plain sad, but we've collected the best of it here.";
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DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "\"Months from now, people will remember we had the interview with Paris Hilton.\"--Larry Hackett, managing editor of People Magazine,to WWD.com"; DumbCelebQuotes[i++] = new Array(""," ","","http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/getty/74004899ar062_show_at_the_m.small.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "198", "126", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "“When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.”
--Nicole Richie, in Nylon Magazine, June 2007
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DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = " “When I have a daughter I have a lot of good advice for her.”
--Paris Hilton on \"Larry King Live,\" June 27"; DumbCelebQuotes[i++] = new Array(""," ","","http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070628/070628_paris_hmed_2p.small.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "131", "198", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "“Well, it's -- attention deficit disorder so it's hard to pay attention to things.”
--Paris Hilton explaining her ADD on \"Larry King Live,\" June 27"; DumbCelebQuotes[i++] = new Array(""," ","","http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/d2b9ebea-b87b-43bc-8954-05a42b81d480.small.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "132", "198", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "“It’s going to be the most honest story that you’ve ever heard. You get to see the dark side of the Spice Girls, the gritty side, the tears.”
--Geri “Ginger Spice” Halliwell, June 27, about the planned Spice Girls TV documentary
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DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "\"There is no rehab for homophobia — that was just some crap being put out by the network.\"
--Isaiah Washington on his firing, as quoted by Newsweek, June 28 issue"; DumbCelebQuotes[i++] = new Array(""," ","","http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050314_Issue/050305_JohnStamos_vl.small.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "198", "155", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "\"Who else has died? My career after coming to Australia.\"
--John Stamos, after mentioning Elvis and Princess Diana, in a June 26 interview Down Under."; DumbCelebQuotes[i++] = new Array(""," ","","","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", ""); DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "“If my kids were to tell me that they wanted to get into acting, I’d hang myself.”
--Tea Leoni, to Entertainment Weekly, in June"; DumbCelebQuotes[i++] = new Array(""," ","","http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070521/idol_blake_lewis_march20.small.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "198", "132", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "“Hurry up and get down here fast! You wouldn’t believe all the people bothering me here!”
--Blake Lewis to a friend on the phone, as reported in the National Enquirer in June"; DumbCelebQuotes[i++] = new Array(""," ","","http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070626/070626_paris_hmed_6p.small.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "133", "198", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "“My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that is why I was sent to jail. God has released me.”
--Paris Hilton to Barbara Walters, June 8"; DumbCelebQuotes[i++] = new Array(""," ","","http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/df93f155-b0b2-4f0d-a843-002cc8c5fd0e.small.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "198", "154", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "\"I knew since I was a little girl that I had this profound way of touching people. My purpose is bringing out everybody’s best and being that cheerleader to other people’s success.\"
--Paula Abdul on her role as \"American Idol\" judge, to OK! Magazine in May"; DumbCelebQuotes[i++] = new Array(""," ","","","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", ""); DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "“Here we go. Find the priest, find the pedophile. Find the priest, find the pedophile. Here you go right now. Move ‘em around, move ‘em around. Oh, you found the pedophile.”
--Robin Williams, telling a shell-game based joke, on \"Tonight\" with Jay Leno in June. He later refused to apologize."; DumbCelebQuotes[i++] = new Array(""," ","","http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/6d9c04cb-e569-4b41-84e8-669a086723dc.small.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "198", "123", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "“I have no idea what I am doing. But incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.”
--Woody Allen, in June, on his plans to direct an opera in fall of 2008"; DumbCelebQuotes[i++] = new Array(""," ","","http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070626/070626_spears_vmed_12p.small.jpg","","", "", "", "", "", "left", "", "", "198", "153", "#000000", "", "", "", ""); DumbCelebQuotes[i-1].body = "“It was dope. It reminded me of that one song you hear at 1:50 a.m., when they call ‘last call’ at a club. And it's the hottest, nastiest song you've ever heard in your life, and you've just got to put your drink down and dance to it. You've got no choice. Your body is insisting on it.”
--Dancer Sam Pete, on hearing Britney Spears' new unreleased song, in June"; // END editorial data